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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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