If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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