I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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