I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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