I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
what if I'm pregnant?
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we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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