my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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