I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
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How do you tell if a turtle is half asleep?
Hope the condom was removed by then.
Only one condom? How the fuck is that a good night?
That's not environmentally friendly
He has a turtle..?
In soviet Russia, condoms eat turtles
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO
I guess his eyes were only half open?! That is an irresponsible turtle owner, letting the little guy chew on a used condom.
@11:06, my thoughts exactly!
In soviet russia people are obviously stupid as fuck
Best innuendo ever
Haha this made my night! Even though it's horrible that a turtle is chewing on a condom.
@Danny66 Haaha funniest thing ever made my week =] SR jokes are usually stupid but daaaamn...
Stupiid! And most likely fake. Turtles won't chew on rubber.