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  • Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Jun 16, 10 at 11:06am

    How do you tell if a turtle is half asleep?

  • Submitted by Supergenius on Jun 16, 10 at 4:35pm

    Only one condom? How the fuck is that a good night?

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 16, 10 at 2:24pm

    Hope the condom was removed by then.

  • Submitted by idonttext on Jun 16, 10 at 12:45pm

    He has a turtle..?

  • Submitted by natalia24 on Jun 16, 10 at 11:04am


  • Submitted by Danny66 on Jun 16, 10 at 11:37pm

    In soviet Russia, condoms eat turtles

  • Submitted by triverse on Jun 16, 10 at 12:28pm

    That's not environmentally friendly

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jun 16, 10 at 12:26pm

    I guess his eyes were only half open?! That is an irresponsible turtle owner, letting the little guy chew on a used condom.

  • Submitted by stoney on Jun 18, 10 at 10:55am


  • Submitted by armoredcav on Jun 16, 10 at 11:11am

    @11:06, my thoughts exactly!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 11:53pm

    In soviet russia people are obviously stupid as fuck

  • Submitted by cbtango on Jun 17, 10 at 4:47pm

    No yurtle!

  • Submitted by SEV on Jun 16, 10 at 12:57pm


  • Submitted by Hoytie17 on Jun 16, 10 at 9:31pm

    Haha this made my night! Even though it's horrible that a turtle is chewing on a condom.

  • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 17, 10 at 1:20am

    Best innuendo ever

  • Submitted by LoneWolf54 on May 27, 11 at 4:36am

    @Danny66 Haaha funniest thing ever made my week =] SR jokes are usually stupid but daaaamn...

  • Submitted by fecalface on Jun 16, 10 at 12:06pm


  • Submitted by JJdoggie on Jun 16, 10 at 12:46pm

    Stupiid! And most likely fake. Turtles won't chew on rubber.