I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
