I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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