yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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