between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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Oh Adam Lambert, I love you!
How do I think I know this guy?
this must be a coed from UT Austin
Oh, I get it! It's funny because this person thinks that their mustache and level of alchohol in their blood stream will prevent them from having sexual relations!
With a mustache you probly look like a cowboy from Texas so no...... You won't be getting laid.... Unless you happen to crops an old Texas skank
hank and jeff, fight
then shave it off and stop whining you dick
Baby, you know that maybe it's time for miracles...
Moustache FTW! I love the way they tickle my balls....
Lol. Mustaches are awesome! Nothing like a pedofile trustache!
It could have been a girl
Op is a girl
Is this from a girl? Guys have ugly mustaches too... Just sayin
unless you find a chick who's equally as drunk and hairy...
D.D.W. ?? ----i think so
Also, Movember! Awesome!
AD pledge mustache! Win.
fake. no one spells like this if they are as drunk as this person pretends to be! second, moustaches are awesome. you didnt get laid for being a douche and pretending to be drunk....douche
1:56, Jay R?
Only Kleysen would text this.
801 - good ol movember
Ur fifth stupid I'm sitht
Who wants mustache ride???
no shave november. good luck, dude.
Mustaches are hot don't blame your lack of skills with girls on it.
lose the stache. problem mostly solved, cause there are plenty of girls out there who will hook up with obnoxiously drunk guys.
Uh... Girls will still want to get laid when drunk too
Goddammit I bet that is Curtis Martel spoiling all the fun. You of all people should know I can still spell incredibly well while incredibly intoxicated. And love moustaches.