between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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How do I think I know this guy?
Oh Adam Lambert, I love you!
this must be a coed from UT Austin
Oh, I get it! It's funny because this person thinks that their mustache and level of alchohol in their blood stream will prevent them from having sexual relations!
With a mustache you probly look like a cowboy from Texas so no...... You won't be getting laid.... Unless you happen to crops an old Texas skank
hank and jeff, fight
Baby, you know that maybe it's time for miracles...
then shave it off and stop whining you dick
Moustache FTW! I love the way they tickle my balls....
Lol. Mustaches are awesome! Nothing like a pedofile trustache!
It could have been a girl
Is this from a girl? Guys have ugly mustaches too... Just sayin
Op is a girl
unless you find a chick who's equally as drunk and hairy...
Also, Movember! Awesome!
D.D.W. ?? ----i think so
fake. no one spells like this if they are as drunk as this person pretends to be! second, moustaches are awesome. you didnt get laid for being a douche and pretending to be drunk....douche
AD pledge mustache! Win.
1:56, Jay R?
Mustaches are hot don't blame your lack of skills with girls on it.
Who wants mustache ride???
801 - good ol movember
no shave november. good luck, dude.
lose the stache. problem mostly solved, cause there are plenty of girls out there who will hook up with obnoxiously drunk guys.
Ur fifth stupid I'm sitht
Only Kleysen would text this.
Goddammit I bet that is Curtis Martel spoiling all the fun. You of all people should know I can still spell incredibly well while incredibly intoxicated. And love moustaches.
Uh... Girls will still want to get laid when drunk too