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  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:41am

    Moustache FTW! I love the way they tickle my balls....

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:15am

    Oh, I get it! It's funny because this person thinks that their mustache and level of alchohol in their blood stream will prevent them from having sexual relations! -Jeff

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:05am

    Oh Adam Lambert, I love you!

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:05pm

    With a mustache you probly look like a cowboy from Texas so no...... You won't be getting laid.... Unless you happen to crops an old Texas skank

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:00pm

    this must be a coed from UT Austin

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:48pm

    It could have been a girl

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:38pm

    Is this from a girl? Guys have ugly mustaches too... Just sayin

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 4:11pm

    D.D.W. ?? ----i think so

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:21pm

    Lol. Mustaches are awesome! Nothing like a pedofile trustache!

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:43am

    then shave it off and stop whining you dick

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:01pm

    Mustaches are hot don't blame your lack of skills with girls on it.

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:27am

    hank and jeff, fight

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:54am

    Baby, you know that maybe it's time for miracles... -Adam Lambert

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:21am

    AD pledge mustache! Win.

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:20pm

    unless you find a chick who's equally as drunk and hairy...

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:58pm

    lose the stache. problem mostly solved, cause there are plenty of girls out there who will hook up with obnoxiously drunk guys.

  • 54 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:27pm

    fake. no one spells like this if they are as drunk as this person pretends to be! second, moustaches are awesome. you didnt get laid for being a douche and pretending to be drunk....douche

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:24am

    Who wants mustache ride???

  • 54 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:45am

    no shave november. good luck, dude.

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:52am

    Only Kleysen would text this.

  • 54 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:17pm

    Goddammit I bet that is Curtis Martel spoiling all the fun. You of all people should know I can still spell incredibly well while incredibly intoxicated. And love moustaches. Love, Hippy

  • 51 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:35am

    801 - good ol movember

  • 27 41
    Submitted by party654 on Nov 22, 11 at 11:55pm

    How do I think I know this guy?

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:36am

    Ur fifth stupid I'm sitht

  • 37 69
    Submitted by wildcatsbabe527 on Jul 17, 11 at 2:13pm

    Op is a girl

  • 47 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:46pm

    1:56, Jay R? Go Mo'vember.

  • 50 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:56pm

    204? Winnipeg? Also, Movember! Awesome!

  • 44 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:49am

    Uh... Girls will still want to get laid when drunk too