How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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