Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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