she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
We smell like vodka and hangover
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