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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Now it won't go down.

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  You've got a gift.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  We don't watch enough power rangers

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.

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  So when can I meet her?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me

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