Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.