we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.