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• (818): View more from California

  why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?

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  17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas

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• (213): View more from California

  I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (779): View more from Illinois

  I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not

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• (305): View more from Florida

  IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl

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• (716): View more from New York

  We were like one big happy Eskimo family.

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