why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.