in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm determined to sit on that face.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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