I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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