She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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