How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
where are you?
Hypothermia
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Randomize
