FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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Good luck living that one down, Turd Ferguson.
It's a funny name.
you need to get your shit together man!
You lost your man card for a month!
On your way out I hope you bestowed a parting "Deuces!" while throwing up a peace sign that could be interpreted as a number two sign.
There's a duty joke in here somewhere.