All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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