do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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