Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Damn victory sex feels great
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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