Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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