You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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there's an app for that
Yea, it's called Alcoholics Anonymous
The Second and First guys failed ironically.
done this 3 times, in the last year
lol done that plenty of times
had formal last night. woke up in a random apt. on the couch. no idea how i got there and didn't know the girls that lived there. good post.
blackoutkorea.com used to have the best pictures of random pass outs all over the country - except now you have to search for it in google images. Guess it was a huge embarrassment for most! \nAt least here you can pass out anywhere without hassle from police. bars, streets, parks, subways...Step up from park benches when you've exhausted that possibility.
I should start a club for people who are tired of people who think getting trashed hasn't been done for thousands of years.
Here's a tip; just because YOU find it new and amusing doesn't mean there weren't people in the 16th Century going "Forsooth, I find myself thinking that we shouldst create, on this day, a guild for those who find themselves awakening in the King's Forest after a night on the mead; what say you, Lord Wifflington?
better yet, having the cops wake you up on that bench and taking you down to the station. cops suck. like they've never been drunk off their ass before?
You should also start a club for sucking my dick
If u would man up and hold ur alcohol, u would make it home and not sleep on a bench.
CAN I JOIN?