How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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