I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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