i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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