i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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