I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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