Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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