awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Randomize
