Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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