I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Randomize
