The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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