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  • I wish they did this for dorms, too... The university should invest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:37pm
  • move back in with your mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:11pm
  • Girl suck cock= boys fucking bitch Girl no suck cock= flowers, bears, and dinners till cock gets sucked!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:07pm
  • my girl gets me presents and i don't think she's trying to get oral out of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:35pm
  • Why did this get posted?? Not funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:15pm
  • 5:17 means 5:11 and 5:14.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:28pm
  • It's called a wife. But they are expensive....and sometimes mean.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:22am
  • A blow job you have to buy is a blow job you couldn't earn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:06pm
  • my girl would punch me if i tried that - "here's a bear that says i love you beary much. now blow me" only feeble girls like teddy bears

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:26am
  • Yeah I wish ppl would just pay for my meals. Please grow up!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:28am
  • It's called a wife.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:20am
  • It's funny because he is refering to his dumb bitch girlfriend as room service. And he has to pay for it by buying her shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:32pm
  • I was gonna say get a girlfriend, but thats more expensive than hiring room service

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Jesus, even why guys grow up they still expect someone to take care of them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:17pm
  • Like girls really want you to buy them flowers and stuffed animals.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:51pm
  • 8:37, everyone thinks their own submissions are hilarious, and this site is full of texts like this one that aren't. Maybe yours are just as bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:23pm
  • Mine does!!! I just order food then drop kick the delivery guy down the stairs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:36pm
  • you can its called being in a relationship

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:32pm
  • WTF...that was the so stupid and retarded...fuck whoever thought that was funny!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:13pm
  • It's cool if you want to buy me an actual plant. I had a boy who bought me potted strawberries for my apartment once, that was pretty cool. But flowers die in a couple days and stuffed animals I grew out of at five. Put some thought into your romantic gestures.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:44pm
  • what the fuck... i send in hilarious texts and they get rejected, this is one of the most unfunny things ive ever seen and it gets accepted. fuck textsfromlastnight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 8:37pm
  • It's not romantic perse, merely minor expenses to get a blow job and having a girl think she's special. Yes I do mean special as in retarded!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:47pm
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