i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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I wish they did this for dorms, too...
The university should invest.
Girl suck cock= boys fucking bitch
Girl no suck cock= flowers, bears, and dinners till cock gets sucked!
move back in with your mom.
my girl gets me presents and i don't think she's trying to get oral out of it.
5:17 means 5:11 and 5:14.
Why did this get posted?? Not funny.
It's called a wife. But they are expensive....and sometimes mean.
A blow job you have to buy is a blow job you couldn't earn.
my girl would punch me if i tried that - "here's a bear that says i love you beary much. now blow me"
only feeble girls like teddy bears
Yeah I wish ppl would just pay for my meals. Please grow up!!
It's called a wife.
It's funny because he is refering to his dumb bitch girlfriend as room service. And he has to pay for it by buying her shit!
I was gonna say get a girlfriend, but thats more expensive than hiring room service
Jesus, even why guys grow up they still expect someone to take care of them.
Like girls really want you to buy them flowers and stuffed animals.
8:37, everyone thinks their own submissions are hilarious, and this site is full of texts like this one that aren't. Maybe yours are just as bad.
Mine does!!! I just order food then drop kick the delivery guy down the stairs.
you can its called being in a relationship
WTF...that was the so stupid and retarded...fuck whoever thought that was funny!!!
It's cool if you want to buy me an actual plant. I had a boy who bought me potted strawberries for my apartment once, that was pretty cool. But flowers die in a couple days and stuffed animals I grew out of at five. Put some thought into your romantic gestures.
what the fuck... i send in hilarious texts and they get rejected, this is one of the most unfunny things ive ever seen and it gets accepted. fuck textsfromlastnight
It's not romantic perse, merely minor expenses to get a blow job and having a girl think she's special. Yes I do mean special as in retarded!