I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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