piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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