Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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