Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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