butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
farters have to be the big spoon...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
