He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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