hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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