so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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