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  what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.

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  Why does tequilla always make you text me?

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.

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  Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."

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• (212): View more from New York

  He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.

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• (707): View more from California

  Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!

  (720): View more from Colorado

  True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.

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• (714): View more from California

  So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.

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  I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF

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