Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed