And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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