So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.