let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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