There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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