she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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