talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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