if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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