Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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