my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
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OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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