i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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