well I can't set my house on fire every night
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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