Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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