I wanna bring you to show and tell
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
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can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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